'Mysterious bird enters NA building

ISLAMABAD - A 'mysterious nightingale Thursday despite strict security measures succeeded in entering the National Assembly building, however, it was caught from the cafeteria after a hectic chase by the waiters.
Everyone sitting in the cafeteria was stunned to see the mysterious bird that entered the premises when dark clouds were hovering over the sky outside and it was guessed that it took advantage of the darkness and first entered the Red Zone and later, the National Assembly building.
The eyeballs of the people including Members Parliament and journalists, sitting there, were moving with its flight from one corner to another corner while the whole staff was trying to catch it but no one knew from where it entered, but was caught following a storm that hit Islamabad.
It changed the atmosphere of the cafeteria and all the political issues, which were being debated at different tables were replaced with this 'mysterious bird and people started gossiping about it.
A journalist sitting with this scribe said that the bird was a symbol of love and peace, so people who believed in love and peace should not fear the bird.
At that time another voice was heard. An electronic media journalist was saying to his colleague that he should send a beeper to his office that a 'terrorist nightingale had entered the National Assembly.
Somebody sitting near the main entrance of the cafeteria said that there was a time when pigeons were used to send messages as the means of communication so Pakistans foreign friends might have sent some message to the lawmakers through this bird.
Another person sitting with him asked him to take it seriously. I think we have once again returned to the Stone Age, he said with a smile on face.
Discussing the bird, an old man said that he had read somewhere that the bird was also a symbol of rejoining the old friends or relatives, so it was here to give a message to the members of forward bloc to rejoin their old friends.
A young journalist, however, pointed out that it might be a 'spy nightingale who had come there to know and observe the proceedings but unfortunately entered the cafeteria and was caught. He said that before being freed it should be thoroughly checked.